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glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:09:48 GMT

yoyo

Don't forget about my blog guys: http://letsgoman.blogspot.com/

I've actually been updating it and I don't usually stick with things so this it's a big deal. How is everybody? Summertime Blues? Yeah me too

VACATION

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:31:40 GMT

I'm in California! Look out dweebs! me and my sis are driving down the coast. Stay Tuned for more info

Your horoscope

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:12:31 GMT

April 15 2007

Today you will find a penny on the road with a picture of a dime on it and then you'll go to the movies to watch the latest feature but instead the ballet will be on and you'll enjoy it and leave the theatre to find you're in 1968 and hangin' with your dad and his friend who's into rockabilly. You'll learn you and your dad aren't that different but then you'll realize it was all a dream and that you've been sleeping all day under a pine tree with an empty pizza box beside you and a hankering to watch Rambo 8 times with you favourite cousin and her best friend. Then you will go to the garage to get some yard work done and you'll decide to get a new fishing rod because bass season is coming up and all you've got is a shovel handle and a length of yarn.

I found it!

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 00:42:17 GMT

That's right, I found the COOLEST band around.

Tokio Hotel:

At first you're like, awwwww that's cool, a band with three chicks and one guy. Equality brother. And that one chick is pretty hot. Then you find out they're all dudes and that they take the whole 'emo' thing far beyond the reaches of our galaxy. Or maybe glam rock is back, I don't friggin know.

When I get home from work, I'm going to download the shit out of these guys to see if the the singer's voice is as whiny as these pictures would lead me to believe. But they're German so the lyrics might be a problem. Everyone give a listen and report back

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 00:17:02 GMT

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=239644309&size=o&context=photostream

I got this pic of bumblebee from the aint it cool news site.

His dick is a license plate. soooooooooooooooooo sick

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 04:04:01 GMT

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1156849867/Japanese_High_Jump_Illusion
this is awesome

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:59:30 GMT

Whoever gets married first MUST hire this guy to take their wedding photos

http://www.appelphotography.co.za/artistic.htm

wikipedia

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 04:21:22 GMT

"There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless—boys and women, and I am neither one."
—Greek saying
"الرجل بلا شنب كالقط بلا ذنب" "A man without beard is like a cat without tail."
—Arab Saying

I want to do a chin curtain but I also want a moustache

Help me out here

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 20:31:49 GMT

Have you ever remembered a movie that you saw as a kid but you have no clue what it's called or anything? I get that a lot. There's three that come to mind, and maybe one of you can help me solve the mystery and crack the code

Movie 1

This is a surfing movie. In it, a gut moves to hawaii from somewhere and starts surfing. Somewhere along the way he meets a chick and then in the end he ends up getting cut up really bad by a reef and I think that's the end. It's like that movie "Airborne" but on surfboards instead of rollerblades. I think the guy in it was blonde. Ring any bells?

Movie 2

All I remember from this one is two guys and for some reason they think they're in Russia or something (?) but they're actually in the U.S. I remember a walkman and a guy who looked like Matthew Broderick and a forest. And there were some girls in it or something?

Movie 3

This might be the same movie as #2. All I remember from this one is two guys who meet a huge russian guy (like a wrestler or a superhero) who helps them or they help him or something and he has to hide because of the Cold War maybe? I also seem to remember "Born in the U.S.A." being in it at some point and the guys hiding in a concrete tunnel.

That's all I can think of for now.

Thanks in advance,

G.W. Macaulay

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Sat, 15 Jul 2006 19:36:19 GMT

Tommorow some people are going to da island to play soccer and swim and eat free east indian food. It being Jon's birthday, I recommend we combine forces and everyone go and everyone party. We're meeting at the ferry docks at noon. sunscreen

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:31:42 GMT

For the lastest news on Europe, check out landpirates.blogspot.com

For more news on canada, check out www.cbc.ca

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Sat, 06 May 2006 02:08:45 GMT

Party at our house tommorow! The theme is bathing suits! jo-king!

Seriously though. Party at our house. No one's birthday, but bring presents regardless. Stop by and say hi. Hug Brendan. He's back. Bring beer. It'll make you feel so good.

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 23:47:41 GMT

I invented a new hair style where you grow your sideburns long enough to gel them so that they look like they're attached to your eyebrows. I drew an example

My dad was in the TORONTO STAR today. http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&pubid=968163964505&cid=1144273816952&call_page=TS_Business&call_pageid=968350072197&call_pagepath=Business/News

My birthday party is on saturday and everyone is invited 139 lippincott st. it starts on saturday

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 23:59:25 GMT

http://www.newswire.ca/en/photos/photoInfo.cgi?PhotoID=6820

soooooooo ssssick. i can't believe they picked a cool one. I wanna live here. It looks like a superheroes headquarters.

all this television watchin's got me chasin dreams

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 17:11:08 GMT

I read that the second city mainstage big venue theatre thing is re-opening, which is good. But hitting the stage is "BoyGroove" which was a fringe festival hit last summer. Now I didn't see the show and I don't know anyone who did but I do know that it's about a fake boy band.
I have two large problems with this:

1. The Boy Band era is extinct and has been for at least 2 years.
2. That TV show "2Gether" came before and did the same thing

I can't see how this show would be funny and/or relevent. It was a HUGE hit at the festival for some reason. This angers me. I wish I had've seen the show so I could make a more educated judgement, but seriously, would any of you pay to see this show? shit son.

The faux leather shoes that I bought for 5 dollars for a play, which I now use for work are surprisingly waterproof. I think it's because they're made of plastic.

I watched "walk the line" last night and I think I'd give it around an 7.5 out of 10. three stars. I didn't think I'd like Walkeen Feenix but he was actually pretty good. I watched Murderball and i'd give it 2 and a half stars. i think i would've rated it higher had it not been for frequent commercial breaks and swear beepies.

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 16:40:40 GMT

Movies sure do stink nuts these days.

Here is the current top 5 box office

1 Madea's Family Reunion
2 16 Blocks
3 Eight Below
4 Ultraviolet
5 Aquamarine

You'd have to pay me to see these movies, except MAYBE 16 blocks (die hard with a moustache as per farris)and that's only because bruce willis rolls and mos def is a cool cat.
Then I looked up some movies that are coming soon. V for Vendetta is the only that looks good. I thought a movie called "Lucky Number Slevin" sounded promising because the title gives the impression that it's a cornball comedy about a guy named Slevin who wins the lottery and does funny things with his money. But instead its about a guy who gets mistaken for another guy and a mob boss wants to kill him and josh hartnett is in it. what the hell?
"She's the Man" is simply a ripoff of the early 90's masterpiece "Anything for Love" starring Corey Haim, expcept instead of a guy dressing up like a girl it's the opposite.
And get a load of this one called "Stay Alive":
"For a group of teens, the answer to the mysterious death of their old friend lies within the world of an online video game based on the true story of an ancient noblewoman known as "The Blood Countess."" huh? To make things worse, the tagline is "You Die In The Game - You Die For Real". So I guess it's basically the Ring 3 - Video Games. There's also a Shaggy Dog remake starring Tim Allen.
Oh yeah and I read about a new adam sandler movie where he obtains a magical remote control that lets him control life (pause and what have you). As someone noted on an IMDB message board, it sounds like a movie that AWESOME-O from South Park came up with. That's where cartman dresses up like a robot and a film studio hires him to come up with movie ideas and they';re all about adam sandler in ridiculous situations. errrrrggggg

Lets make our own movies. Then make a movie about it. Called "the popcorn club".

James Cameron's "The Abyss"

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 15:44:58 GMT

http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,70259-0.html?tw=wn_index_2

white people are able to get away with wearing FUBU, Wu-Wear, Cross-Colours and other various black-targeted clothing lines, but I don't think they'll be able to wear these clothes. I think this is one of the worst ideas I've ever heard. It's like making a line of turbans called "Pakki" or a line of, oh, I don't know, Bull fighting gear called "'Spic", or rice hats called "chinc" or New York Yankees hats that say "asshole" hahahah take that new york.

The comic book book club is on hold for now, because I'm a busy man. but read some comics and prepare some oral presentations and it'll happen eventually.

Stews

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 17:22:14 GMT

I had a fuckin scary dream where I was Spiderman and I was being pursued by Carnage and the Green Goblin. Just as I gave the Green Goblin the slip in a Manhattan Subway Station, Carnage re-appeared and the chase was on once more.

After that I had a dream that I went on a fun house style ride through a Willy Wonka esque fashion show and ended up at a Las Vegas KISS convention with Farris.

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 19:08:25 GMT

I stole this picture from the Mississauga Livejournal community

Mississauga is trying to build up instead of out so they're building new condos etc. and one of these designs will win and be built

I'm pulling for the middle four. especially the one that looks like a big hive that robot bee warriors would live in (#2). #5 is pretty ill too because it looks like someone squeezed it. 4 looks a little too much like a cocktail party though. And probably in 100 years people will think it tacky just like the browns and oranges of earlier days. Go to John Anderson restaurant in mississauga and you'll know what i mean.

go to www.youtube.com and watch all the videos you can that have dogs in them. And the ones that get 5 stars for being funny usually are not. So watch the lower ones. Also search for sesame street and you can watch that typewriter deal with words and see other awesome things.

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 17:41:37 GMT

There was an older man on the bus today who always had to be talking to strangers. While waiting for the bus he starting talking to a baby that a woman was holding and said something along the lines of

"You should always remember that a girl's best friend is her mother harharharhar"

So that made everyone around him sort of uncomfortable. He had a funny hat on and a cane.

Then, as soon as he got on the bus he picked out this one man who was clearly having a conversation with another guy and started talking to him right away at a volume that everyone on the bus could hear.

Old man - "Hey you have glasses like Harry Potter harharhar"
Guy - "Um yeah, I suppose so"
Old man - "Yeah 'cept yours are maybe a bit rounder"
Guy (being nice) - "Ha, yep"
Old man - "You like Harry Potter?"
Guy - "Well I've seen the movie, but you know..."
Old Man - "Have you seen the new one? It's pretty morbid"
Guy - "No I haven't"
Old Man - "Well in March it's coming out on home video, so you could see it then, I'm going to buy it. Then there's going to be another movie coming out based on the last book, and this is where *(At this point he very loudly gives away the ending to the latest Harry Potter book. I was shocked that no one yelled at him)*
Guy - (very calmly) "Oh. Well I guess I won't read it now that I know the ending"
Old Man - "There's another movie out now like Harry Potter called Underworld something or other that I'm going to go see"
Guy - "Oh yeah..."
Old Man - "Do you go to the movies a lot? Yeah I spend a lot of time at the movies. Ever since the wife died" (at this point there was such a feeling of awkwardness and I think everyone started to feel sorry for him)

Then he kept talking as he got off the bus and you could still hear him outside. If my mp3 player wasn't out of batteries i would've tried to record it. It would've also allowed me to listen to music instead of this incredibly awkward conversation that this poor guy had to sit and participate in. Kudos to him for being so calm.

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Tue, 03 Jan 2006 15:57:42 GMT

I read in the paper yesterday that this PETA activist legally changed his name to "KentuckyFriedCruelty.com". That guy HATES Kentucky Fried Chicken. I think more people should change their names to websites they feel passionate about. I'd be "imdb.com" or "tsn.ca" or "thepolecats.net", or "any site that shows boobs.com". Imagine this guy got pulled over by a cop who really liked fried chicken. "This your real name boy?"
"yes officer, here's a pamphlet"
"Oh you're one of them PETER folks"
Then he'd do the thing where he knocks out a tail light with his flashlight and give him a ticket for not having a tail light.
I'm all for people supporting causes they believe in, but doing things like this only seems to lessen the cause's credibilty. I don't think this name change will help at all. I don't want to go to the site because i feel like he's forcing me to. Plus I love chicken. Fried chicken. from kentucky.

Also, I read that every sunday in january, three ontarians can go to the CN tower for $30. I need two able bodied men or women to come with me. Or 5 or 8 I guess. As long as we form multiples of three. The last time i went i think i was 6 or something and I was so scared going up the elevator that I sat down and closed my eyes. face your fear face your fear face your fear

I had such a super time this new years at the scottage. It was a fun group. I rocked out harder than ever. Me and farris did a dramatic performance of November Rain. We were a grieving family and Stein, who was passed out in the middle of the floor, was a corpse. That's just one fun thing! whoooooopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! When i get pictures i'll show em. Or andy will. or brendo. ummmmmmmmm I guess that's it.

My dad no longer has a van so play time is over. the revolution WILL NOT be televised, WILL NOT be televised.

YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES US SICK BESIDES EVERYTHING...TYPHOON AND EARTHQUAKE

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 14:36:59 GMT

Holidays Plans! 2005! Glenn!

Dec. 23rd: The Fourth or third or fifth annual BIG BURGER. This year menu includes the Big Asian Burger (or the SUMO), with fried rice, bok choy and "Memories of Kobe" brand sauce, and the Classic Bacon Cheese Burger (or the John RatzenBurger). There may be a third burger involving spaghetti. This will depend on attendance. You're all invited!

Dec 24.: Following a good night's sleep on my parent's futon I intend to go Christmas shopping and then eat Swiss Chalet. I will play with my toddler and infant cousins and make them say things that adults say. I will retire to bed early while visions of sugar plums dance in my head.

Dec.25: I'll awake to sugar plums tucked delciately into my stocking. My stocking has a picture of a little boy with his pajama bum flap open embroidered on the front. It also says "GLENN". Then my dad will prepare a Scottish style breakfast with blood pudding (bleedsy pudds) and sausages and my mom will play christmas carrols on her bagpipes. That is all true except for the part about the bagpipes, but I know that if I asked her she'd do it. I'll probably play with my new toys for the rest of the day.

Dec. 26: Unlike most folk, I don't rush out to experience mega deals and mega savings on boxing day. I go to Orillia (or Dia-rillia or bore-illia or tha 'illia) to see my mom's family. My mom has 5 siblings and they all have numerous kids. Last year one of my cousins called me "scott". my aunts will ask about my job and my mom will ask me in front of everyone why i don't have a girlfriend. To which I'll respond, "I just bang casually".

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 03:35:24 GMT

http://www.stuntaz.com/

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 17:05:29 GMT

Today i found out that "no diggity" is about putting on condoms. and don't call me an idiot if this was always very obvious to everyone else. I had just never thought of it.

I'm so bloody bored

Last night following lauren jonze's coming home gathering me, jon and scott spent a good 45 minutes in the cold trying to get a pair of ladies boots out of a tree with nothing but an extension cord, a box and a garbage can outside of central tech. I was wearing pants with rips in them because rock n roll told me to, and I almost got the bite. An hour and a half after i got insided my knees were still ice cold. We got the boots. if you see jon and he's not wearing them then punch him or kick him.

Today:

Kong whoppers
Kong
Kong whoppers

Nikki doubleU internet challenged me to write 5 crazy personal habits and then give the duty to others. this way we will all get to know each other better!
No particular order
5. When I eat i almost always leave a tiny bit of whatever it is i'm eating. Then I throw it out or give it away. I've even eaten all but two bites of the first half of a sub then started on the next 6 inches. Why? BECAUSE I LIKE DOING IT
4. I'm always abundantly aware of my surroundings and contantly wonder what people around me are thinking about me. Even though they probably aren't. If i'm drunk i think everyone wants to be friends with me.
3. I think i'm right all the time. So when I'm unsure about something I shut up. I inherited this from my dad.
2. I'm a huge hypocrite and have horrible reasons for disliking people. Sometimes I don't like people based on their name, which isn't a problem if their name is a stage name or something, like "Rufio Thunnder" or "Paulzini Thunnder".
1. I'm not up front with people at all and have a hard time expressing serious issues and emotions
That list one was too serious. I need to lighten the mood......think of the movie ernest goes to camp. there.

Now i want comic duo natalie and norm to do the same thing. as they said in that muppet christmas movie with the fraggles and the swedish chef tried to cook big bird and a lot of other stuff,,, "pass it on"

glenn.macaulay@gmail.com — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 03:42:52 GMT

The new SoClar Crew record will be dropping sometime in the new year. Until then enjoy www.myspace.com/thasoclarcrew with the latest news and beats from your favourite hip hop group.